White furry beast

So, say you are headed home from a night out and you are not going to make it home (a few blocks away) to pee so, like and respectable person would do you pull over to relieve yourself on the side of the downtown street. Just when you and your friend have dropped thongs and taken a squat a large white furry animal comes running at you as if your glowing ass was a tender rump roast ready for it — to who knows what.