November 23, 2024

My Motherboard, My Self

have played a Samantha Jones and lost your orgasm. You’ve tried by yourself, with your partner, and even with a magical toy, but with no luck. Where’d it go and how do you get it back?

Gossip Girl

So, say you have a friend that has the urge to talk about EVERYONE. No matter what the conversation is, she just cannot say anything nice about anyone. You love this person and she is near and dear, but you try your hardest to steer clear of the gossip girl. You never have input but  Read More…

30th Birthday

So, Say You’re best friend turns 30… what is a GREAT gift to celebrate this milestone?

Binders Full Of Women

So, Say You have binders full of women? Should you – A. Sell their respective binder folder to the LMN B. Stalk them, study them and sell their statistics to the Census Bureau C. Run for President

Wedding Jitters

So, say you have a bit of an anxiety problem when something hits your nerves or you feel anxious. Resulting in that anxiety is spending a lot of time in the “John.” Feel me? What do you do on your wedding day? Do you take a slight sedative to calm your nerves in hopes that  Read More…

Under the Weather

So, Say You are feeling the onset of sickness… 5 days before your best friend’s wedding!!!! What do you take to stop it in it’s tracks!?!?!

Wrinkle-Release

So, Say You are in the market for a GREAT wrinkle cream for your eyes. Any suggestions?

Aunt FLO- OH Noooooo

So, Say your menstrual cycle decides to creep up on you on a day that you are un—–prepared. You’re out and about and you all of a sudden get ” that feel.” Ladies, you know what I’m talking about! To make things extra worse, you are wearing WHITE. OH NO! everyone panic! Nowhere in sight  Read More…

Rocket Science

So, say you encourage people not to work by offering them the same thing as if they did have jobs. What is that going to do for unemployment?

and that’s a WRAP!.. or is it?

So, Say you’re about to get married and you and your hubs-to-be decided to put a halt to having any  “playtime” until you were married. The night comes around and you are both eagerly awaiting the time when everyone jets the reception and its just the two of you. Do you take the time to  Read More…