November 24, 2024

So, Say You… have been on your period for 3 weeks.

Do you wait for it to pass or schedule a doctor’s appointment?

Poof and he’s Gone!

So, Say You are sleeping with your significant other. Not getting it on, but actually sleeping. Imagine being in the spoon position naked when all of the sudden you wake yourself up…. because you pooted! Pretty much directly on your SO’s leg. What do you do? Pretend you are sleeping blame it on the dog  Read More…

Horny Cop Problems

So, Say you… Just got pulled over by a cop for “running a yellow light” He offers you a deal. He won’t give you a ticket if you give him your phone number. What to do? I gave him the number.

Gyno Troubles

So, Say you…. see your gyno at a bar. Do you speak to him/her or hide?

So, Say You… have dinner plans with your man’s boss.

And your man’s boss is gay. Do you pretend not to know and wear something subtle? Or do you wear your skinny jeans and pumps like you’re out with the ‘girls?’

so, say you…are obsessed with obsessing

and you don’t know when to stop. Obsessed with your weight, obsessed with eating food,  obsessed with your hair, obsessed with your abs…. obsessed with pleasing everyone. What do you do? How do you stop obsessing over the obsessiveness?

So, Say you… Need to Lose Weight

But your self diagnosis of chocolate addiction is keeping you from fully committing. How do you compromise?

So, Say You…REALLY HAVE TO GO!

You’re practically running to the bathroom because it’s an emergency. You make it into the stall just in time! Surprise! Someone has left you with a pee covered seat. Nice.

So say you are planning a wedding

and your guest list was supposed to stay under 200 but now is at 380. What do you do? Who do you shaft?

Company Trip

So say you….were supposed to go on a company trip, but got pregnant. Would you still go??