So, say you… are planning a Bachelorette Party for your best friend. This party will take place in a nearby city with access to a male strip club. Do you… A. Go against the brides’s wishes and make her come? … er, rather Go? B. Respect the bride-to-be and plan something not involving male nudity? Read More…
Love is a beautiful thing…
August 14, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So, Say You… Find your name up… in a bathroom stall… in a bar… in the ladies room… in a city you don’t live in…anymore ??? WHAT DO YOU DO! and the worst part… IT SAYS I LOVE YOU!
I’m not a bank!
August 13, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So say you loaned your ex boyfriend some money. He was going through a hard time and needed help paying bills and did not really have any family he could count on. He gave you his word (in writing) that he would pay you back in three months. He started paying you back at first Read More…
Mr. Smart Choice.
August 13, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So say you are dating a guy. He is the smart choice. Everything about him is great. He has a good job, loves you the way he should, wants the same things as you and is the guy your friends would love to see you with. Everything seems perfect, but in the back of your Read More…
Monday
August 13, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So, Say It’s Monday. …no, please don’t. Monday is awful. Like the first day of your period. You should just skip that day all together.
Breastfeeding Diaries
August 8, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So, Say You are exclusively breastfeeding – meaning, the majority of your babies meals come from you. You plan to be Mother of the Year and breastfeed for an entire year. Everything is great and you are truly truly blessed that you are even able to do this for your child in the first place Read More…
What’s Your Number?
August 8, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So, Say You… Get a guy who asks you how many people you’ve slept with… How do you answer? A. Tell him the exact number B. Tell him it’s none of his business C. Deny, deny, deny D. (my fav) Say that it’s less than you would think E. “Oh…LOOK! Something shiny!” (run like a Read More…
Diet-Schmiet
August 6, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So, Say You start a new diet, while juggling a marriage, a baby, a full-time job… is there an “EASY” Button available for purchase to get this done? I would normally seek comfort from my dear friend, Mr. Starbies, but alas – we are taking “time a part” for the next 24-Days.
TGIF? ugh…
August 3, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So, Say you wake up on Friday and are PUMPED for the obvious…it’s Friday! You get to work and you’re sweet husband brings you a Starbucks – what a TREAT! You sit down at your computer, look at the list of the 972 things that HAVE to be done today, look over and reach for Read More…
Hooker
August 3, 2012 by Leave a Comment
So, say your husband suspects you are a hooker. How do you convince him that you’re not?