November 24, 2024

Budget

So, Say you’re in the market for a solid budget. What is the best budget software or idea out there? Quicken? Dave Ramsey?

Gyno

So, Say You run into your gyno out in the “real world,” meaning – with your clothes actually ON. How does one introduce him to their family? In my case, I say “This is my… ok… this is the man who was supposed to deliver Max.” I realize I could have just said “This is  Read More…

Run for the hills

So, say you are on and off with a guy, but on one particular night you are very on. You do the deed, spend the night, and awake the next morning to him standing in the doorway of his bathroom wearing… nothing.. but…your thong. Run for the hills or appreciate him taking interest in your  Read More…

White furry beast

So, say you are headed home from a night out and you are not going to make it home (a few blocks away) to pee so, like and respectable person would do you pull over to relieve yourself on the side of the downtown street. Just when you and your friend have dropped thongs and  Read More…

Save For a Rainy Day

So, Say You have a trip coming up in October, where you plan to pay for yourself and a friend. What is the best way to go about saving mullah between your next 4 paychecks?

oh no… where did it go?

So, say you had a night that involved one or twelve too many vodka drinks… you’re positive you were wearing a tampon the night before but the guy laying next to you leads you to believe it might be unobtainable. Great.

Passing of a close friend

So, say you just had a close person to you pass away. This is the first time someone close to you has died. How do you console the family members who are like your second family? Do you go over there as soon as you hear? Do you wait for someone to give you the  Read More…

Calling HR…

So, say you log onto your facebook and have a friend request from the husband of a girl you occasionally work. You assume this is because you saw him at an event the previous evening. Side note: You and the girl are not currently friends on fb – you’ve never discussed fb or searched for  Read More…

Is three a crowd?

So, say you get the feeling your husband is hinting that he is interested in having a threesome…

DECISIONS, DECISIONS!

So, say you HATE throwing away food and wasting money. Your delicious ground turkey meat you planned to cook dinner with says to freeze or use by… 2 days ago? (F***!) Do you: A: Give it to your dog instead for the sake of not wasting food? (Their immune systems can handle that right??) B:  Read More…