So, say your husband suspects you are a hooker. How do you convince him that you’re not?

Do you wait for it to pass or schedule a doctor’s appointment?

So, Say You are sleeping with your significant other. Not getting it on, but actually sleeping. Imagine being in the spoon position naked when all of the sudden you wake yourself up…. because you pooted! Pretty much directly on your SO’s leg. What do you do? Pretend you are sleeping blame it on the dog  Read More…

So, Say you… Just got pulled over by a cop for “running a yellow light” He offers you a deal. He won’t give you a ticket if you give him your phone number. What to do? I gave him the number.

So, Say you…. see your gyno at a bar. Do you speak to him/her or hide?

and you don’t know when to stop. Obsessed with your weight, obsessed with eating food,  obsessed with your hair, obsessed with your abs…. obsessed with pleasing everyone. What do you do? How do you stop obsessing over the obsessiveness?

You’re practically running to the bathroom because it’s an emergency. You make it into the stall just in time! Surprise! Someone has left you with a pee covered seat. Nice.

and your guest list was supposed to stay under 200 but now is at 380. What do you do? Who do you shaft?