December 28, 2024

Alarming discovery

So, say you find out that your significant other is married. What do you do? Should you tell the wife?

QUEEF Latifah

So, Say you are getting it on with a relatively new beau and you guys are keeping things very …. well…..(ahem) interesting, and all of a sudden you……..QUEEF. OMG?!!? Did that just happen?!!? How do you play that one off? You both KNOW what it is, so how do you push it aside like no  Read More…

Wedding Schmedding

So, Say you are completely over planning your wedding. The costs keep spiking as your wallet keeps dwindling. You want your guests to be in awe of all your hard work put into it, but at the same time, it is 4 hours of one day. How do you keep from getting completely intertwined of  Read More…

Budget

So, Say you’re in the market for a solid budget. What is the best budget software or idea out there? Quicken? Dave Ramsey?

Gyno

So, Say You run into your gyno out in the “real world,” meaning – with your clothes actually ON. How does one introduce him to their family? In my case, I say “This is my… ok… this is the man who was supposed to deliver Max.” I realize I could have just said “This is  Read More…

Save For a Rainy Day

So, Say You have a trip coming up in October, where you plan to pay for yourself and a friend. What is the best way to go about saving mullah between your next 4 paychecks?

Passing of a close friend

So, say you just had a close person to you pass away. This is the first time someone close to you has died. How do you console the family members who are like your second family? Do you go over there as soon as you hear? Do you wait for someone to give you the  Read More…

DECISIONS, DECISIONS!

So, say you HATE throwing away food and wasting money. Your delicious ground turkey meat you planned to cook dinner with says to freeze or use by… 2 days ago? (F***!) Do you: A: Give it to your dog instead for the sake of not wasting food? (Their immune systems can handle that right??) B:  Read More…

Bachelorette Party

So, say you… are planning a Bachelorette Party for your best friend. This party will take place in a nearby city with access to a male strip club. Do you… A. Go against the brides’s wishes and make her come? … er, rather Go? B. Respect the bride-to-be and plan something not involving male nudity?  Read More…

TGIF? ugh…

So, Say you wake up on Friday and are PUMPED for the obvious…it’s Friday! You get to work and you’re sweet husband brings you a Starbucks – what a TREAT! You sit down at your computer, look at the list of the 972 things that HAVE to be done today, look over and reach for  Read More…